7 March 2003
^Page 4 transcript:
"I hate the way the industry is structured so the smaller, more innovative companies are forced to go under, or sell out, while the bigger firms churn out endless heavily-hyped dog mess.
"It sickens me to my tubes that people with a real passion for making games are sidelined by corporate robots who are programmed only to make money.
"For that reason, licensed games should be outlawed. The major companies would need the industry's real artists."
^Page 5 transcript:
"I hate the games industry's obsession with statistics, and figures, and numbers. So what if such and such has 1.435MB of something? So what if console Y sold 456,053 what ever last year? SO WHAT?! It's very, very boring.
"If you're a gamer, just play the games you want to pay and don't worry about it. If you're a games company, just shut-up with your numbers, or I'll pierce your uvula with a heated fork.
"It just isn't important, idiots."
^Page 6 transcript:
"Look, for all that bile on the preceding pages, this pig has come to realise something of late; there's not all that much left to hate in the games industry anymore. Or, at least, very little left to hate that I haven't ranted on about dozens of times before.
"Maybe I'm getting soft around the teats in my old age, but this pig is all but out of bile. We, the gamers, have never had it so good.
"There's just one thing left to do..."
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