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13 June 1994 - THE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN'S CELEBRITY PALS!

TODAY: "PRINTS"

Prints

I'm known to millions of pop fans as "Prints", but you're probably not aware that my real name is Mr Elliott Prills. I changed my name because one of The Beatles was called Endicot Prassle, which sounds too similar.

I know now, that slanking is the way to change the size of... I love trains!


15 June 1994 - THE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN'S CELEBRITY PALS!

TODAY: EZRILL JOHNS

Ezrill Johns

I am bouyant singer and football personality, Ezrill Johns.

Because of my funny ways I'm often attacked in the mart by heaving gangs of agony aunts.

But there's no need to worry - I just whip out a pen and scribble on their bubbling, fat mouths - I write songs on their mouths!


17 June 1994 - THE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN'S CELEBRITY PALS!

TODAY: JOHN MECCANO

John Meccano

I am... I did tennis. I was sacked by the Umpire for calling his sister a "pigskin eating a dog".

I opened my mouth as wide as it could go, and forced my hands right over his scalp. With a rip and a tear he lost his hair.

Mind you, he wasn't very happy. He sewed me into his "mother membrane".


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