Caped Crusader
7/6/94-11/6/94
7 June 1994 - CAPED CRUSADER
My recent injuries have led me to adopt the guise of super-hero. I have already begun my battle against injustice.
Last night I beat up some bloke who I called "The Human Kettle". He had been offending me with his stupid, lilting head. So I smacked it up!
8 June 1994 - CAPED CRUSADER
I have established a secret headquarters in the basement of an old glue factory. It smells a bit, and the floor is covered with strips of soggy, red flesh - but there you go. It's better than living in a prison.
I've even employed a side-kick. And his name is Embus Elves!
11 June 1994 - CAPED CRUSADER
My side-kick, Embus Elves, was chopped to pieces by a "BAFTA" yesterday.
I'm so upset that I'm giving up the hero business - at least for a week.
After that period of time, I will no doubt have forgotten all that has gone on. Ever.
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