In The USA
20/6/94-25/6/94
20 June 1994 - IN THE USA
It's damn hot out here. In just three days Clarkuss has shed four hundred pounds - almost enough to pay for our tickets home.
We went shopping yesterday. I bought a little stick that sprayed bacteria into the face of muggers. I got bored and ate it.
21 June 1994 - IN THE USA
We tried to get into a World Cup game last night but were stopped by a pair of barbers. They were less than impressed that we'd stolen their tickets.
So we tore them up, and drove off in our hire car - drove off into their hotel rooms! That'd do it.
23 June 1994 - IN THE USA
Working on this stupid kids' show is great. Not only do I get to wear this great bird suit, but I also had a fight with the bald presenter last night.
I'd told him his head looked like a smooth shell, and I tried to rub it. He got all stroppy and kicked me in the butt.
25 June 1994 - IN THE USA
I got my revenge on the producers of that stupid kid's show which fired me.
Still dressed in this stupid bird suit, I broke into the studio last night and smeared the set with a grey paste. Imagine their surprise when they saw the set smeared with grey paste!
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