2000 - The Wizard Of Oz: Part 2
EXT. EMERALD CITY
DOROTHY: Oh, Toto, look what's happened to the Emerald City: it's been wrecked!
TINMAN: Hello, Dorothy.
DOROTHY: Tinman! What happened here?
TINMAN: After you left, we all decided that the Emerald City was rubbish, and so we got drunk and went on a rampage.
DOROTHY: I can't believe you'd do that.
TINMAN: Well, I was really drunk. Also, the Scarecrow dared me to write "Dorothy is a ponce" on that wall.
EXT. EMERALD CITY
DOROTHY: Oh, Toto, if only the Wizard Of Oz was here - he'd change everything back to normal, and get us home.
TINMAN: Actually, we have a new wizard now, Dorothy. Here he is!
DOROTY: But I don't understand... it's just a fluffy pencil case sellotaped to a barrel, with a couple of grapes nailed on for his eyes, and two lengths of hose for his arms.
TINMAN: Ssssh! He's not deaf, you know.
EXT. EMERALD CITY
DOROTHY: So, Cowardly Lion, what are you going to ask the Wizard for this time?
LION: Um... a light bulb.
DOROTHY: Is that it?
LION: Er... what do you think I should ask him for?
DOROTHY: What do you want the most?
LION: Well, I really do need a bulb. Only, I can't read my pamphlets in bed without one.
EXT. EMERALD CITY
DOROTHY: What are you going ask the Wizard for, Tinman?
TINMAN: A kiss!
DOROTHY: Er... I don't think he'll give you one of those.
TINMAN: Well he did the other night.
DOROTHY: Er...
TINMAN: Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not even real. C'mere, you!
DOROTHY: Don't touch me.
EXT. EMERALD CITY
DOROTHY: Well, anyway, I'm going to have to back to Kansas now.
TINMAN: Why?
DOROTHY: I just am.
TINMAN: But I haven't even shown you my Scalextric yet.
DOROTHY: Your Scalextric?
TINMAN: Well, alright. It's not a real Scalextric. It's a train set. But it's still pretty cool!
More pant-ohs to read with your eyes: here
1993 - CHINDERELLA
1994 - JACK AND THE BENA-MO
1995 - DAVID BELT AND THE SEVEN DWARVES
1997 - BABES IN THE WOOD
1998 - HONEY I SHRUNK THE DWARVES
1999 - SNOW BROWN & THE SEVEN SPORKS
2002 - SNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DWARVES
2014 - DAVID BELT & THE BEANSTALK: PART ONE, PART TWO (DIGITISER 2000)
2015 - CHANDERELLA (DIGITISER 2000)
2016 - HALLOWEEN PANT-OH: THE WOMAN IN BROWN (DIGITISER 2000)
2017 - THE WIZARD OF OZ (DIGITISER 2000)
2018 - FARTING (SLEEPING) BEAUTY (DIGITISER 2000)
2020 - DIGITISER'S A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Do you know of any important moments from the annals of Digi history that have been omitted? If so, then mail me (superpage58@gmail.com) right now, man. Credit will be duly given for anything that gets put up.
