Curtain Shop Worker
26 June 1998 - CURTAIN SHOP WORKER
Working in a curtain shop probably sounds to you like it'd be a lot of fun, but it's actually very hard work. My manager, Mr Adrian Bottle, has explained to me that curtain shop workers don't get paid until they've given their manager a 10 minute massage at the end of the day.
I know it sounds a bit strange, but I've got bills to pay. Besides, there are worse things I could do than rub oil into Grand Master Adrian's naked, sweaty shoulders.