Curtain Shop Worker
26 June 1998 - CURTAIN SHOP WORKER
Working in a curtain shop probably sounds to you like it'd be a lot of fun, but it's actually very hard work. My manager, Mr Adrian Bottle, has explained to me that curtain shop workers don't get paid until they've given their manager a 10 minute massage at the end of the day.
I know it sounds a bit strange, but I've got bills to pay. Besides, there are worse things I could do than rub oil into Grand Master Adrian's naked, sweaty shoulders.
29 June 1998 - CURTAIN SHOP WORKER
I came into work this morning to find that the curtain shop had been turned into a butcher's shop. Where yesterday hung Laura Ashley print curtains, today hangs racks of pork ribs. I asked my manager, Mr Adrian, what was going on. He explained that he had lost his mind in the night, and decided that turning his store into a butcher's would be a really good idea.
I wouldn't mind, but I had some real explaining to do to our regulars.
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