The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Under The Knife

8/4/94-12/4/94

8 April 1994 - UNDER THE KNIFE

I had the operation to repair my face last night. The hospital had run out of anaesthetic so I had to swallow razor blades until the pain became so great that I passed out and died.

I was quickly revived and the surgery then commenced.


12 April 1994 - STILL BANDAGED

Someone approached me in the street last night and said I looked like his "mummy". I ran off.

The safety pin at the back of my "bandage-helmet" is starting to corrode and rust.

It might give way if I'm not careful.


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