The Invisible Man With A Long Chin
19/4/94-22/4/94
19 April 1994 - THE INVISIBLE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN
In an attempt to pass myself off as normal, I've taken to wearing an absurd pair of false lips, which I found floating in the River Thames.
I scraped the mud and silt away, and now they almost look attractive. I'll be down there tomorrow with a fishing net.
22 April 1994 - THE INVISIBLE MAN WITH A LONG CHIN
I've been using a heated fork to re-shape my damaged face. As you can see, my efforts have been less than successful.
I am trying to raise enough money for plastic surgery, but my ex-friend, Gary "Clarkuss" Clark, has been spreading dirty rumours about me.
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