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TV Sitcom

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6 December 1994 - TV SITCOM

I've been given a part in Dodson, a sit-com about a man who works in a factory, but thinks he works in a newsagent's.

I play the man who actually does work in the newsagent. In the first show Dodson comes into my shop and tries to sit on the till. I swig from a jug of nitro until he leaves.


9 December 1994 - TV SITCOM

Playing the newsagent in TV sitcom Dodson is bad. I was sacked last night when I forgot my lines. I was in a scene where Dondan Knoxwell came into my newsagents and asked for a lolly. I messed up and kept saying "Troll-lolly!"

The producer shot at me with a harpoon, but it stuck in my purse and only bent me apart.


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