The Man With A Long Chin's Diary




13 December 1994 - BAILIFF

I was called out last night to the house of TV vet Banfrey Stott.

My task was to repossess an iron giraffe, which he used to push out of the window onto his quince.

As you can imagine, I had no end of fun snapping off its rusty limbs to fit it into my... what? My iron throbstrille!

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