The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Grange Hill

1/12/94-3/12/94

1 December 1994 - GRANGE HILL

I'm on holiday at Grange Hill - the TV school. It's changed a lot since I was last here.

The headmaster is a man called Mr Earette Dial, who runs down the corridor swinging a wooden crow on a rope around his head.

His deputy is Miss Prenx U Love. And she's the wooden crow! Hee hee!


3 December 1994 - GRANGE HILL

I'm on holiday at Grange Hill - the TV school. Last night Mrs Trosbird Sagax caught me lacing the headmaster's brie with musk.

I explained that I was trying to make it look like a heron, but she just shoved me through the tuck shop door and rammed a packet of Refreshers under my shirt. Whoosh!


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