The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Owner Of A Bakery

26/4/97-28/4/97

26 April 1997 - OWNER OF A BAKERY

I'm having real problems with my cyborg bakery assistant, Samson 7. Last night I was making some eclairs when Samson 7 started laughing at me.

I told him to stop, but he just put his hand over his mouth, and started laughing more than ever. Pretending I wasn't bothered, I continued with the eclairs, but eventually snapped when Samson 7 threw red enamel paint over my back. I chased him out of the bakery, but he was faster than me and got away.


28 April 1997 - OWNER OF A BAKERY

I've received 37 complaints from customers over the behaviour of my cyborg bakery assistant Samson 7. The complaints range from being shown powerful adult images by Samson 7 while buying yeast, to being shown powerful adult images by Samson 7 while buying croissants.

I confronted Samson 7 about his behaviour, but he just started to pretend he was eating an apple. I eventually gave up and punched him in the chest.


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