Galactic Dominator
23/4/97
23 April 1997 - GALACTIC DOMINATOR
My new job as a galactic megalomaniac isn't going too well. Last night I tried to take over the world by sinking America and thus shattering the global economy.
Unfortunately my attempts to dig holes in the country failed when I was stopped by a couple of cops, who wanted to know what I was doing. I tried to hypnotise them but they just wandered off. When I started digging again they ran over and broke my shovel. Curse them! Curse them all!
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