The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Joke Shop Owner


10 May 1997 - JOKE SHOP OWNER

I'm launching a new range of jokes for schoolchildren. First we have "Ice Chair". Simply remove your teacher's chair, and replace it with this convincing ice seat. The legs will prove too brittle to support teacher's weight! Boom!

Then we have "Sting Switch". Remove your classroom light switch, and replace it with my convincing scorpion nest with light switch-style lid. As soon as teacher touches the switch: Uh-oh the sting-oh!

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