Joke Shop Owner
9/5/97-13/5/97
9 May 1997 - JOKE SHOP OWNER
I've just launched a new line of jokes based upon the popular concept of breakfast. These really are the best jokes ever designed.
For instance, there's my "Whoopee Cereal". Place the realistic rubber cereal box on your victim's chair, and when he sits on it - Whoopee! - he gets a minor electric shock! Then I have "Black Mouth Bacon". Pop a rasher of it in your victim's mouth, and a small as soon as he bites into it, two litres of oil are released into his gob.
10 May 1997 - JOKE SHOP OWNER
I'm launching a new range of jokes for schoolchildren. First we have "Ice Chair". Simply remove your teacher's chair, and replace it with this convincing ice seat. The legs will prove too brittle to support teacher's weight! Boom!
Then we have "Sting Switch". Remove your classroom light switch, and replace it with my convincing scorpion nest with light switch-style lid. As soon as teacher touches the switch: Uh-oh the sting-oh!
13 May 1997 - JOKE SHOP OWNER
My new line of jokes are the best jokes yet. I call them "Super Jokes" because they're very expensive.
The most expensive joke of the range is "The Captain's Delight". It looks like a normal sailing ship, but when you get up close it's apparent that all the sails have been replaced by sheets of foil.
The cheapest joke is "Young Malcom II". It's basically a broken lamp.
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