The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Crisp Maker


16 May 1997 - CRISP MAKER

My crisp company has gone into liquidation following a court case which resulted in us paying £5 trillion in compensation to a six-year-old girl who found a dead frog in a packet of roast ox crisps.

I wouldn't mind, but they weren't even our crisps! However, the judge ruled that he wanted to make an example of us, so that the offending crisp company would never put frogs in ox crisps again. I don't really understand law.

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