Is Running For Mayor
6/5/95-9/5/95
6 May 1995 - IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR
Some bloke said I had to wear this hat if I wanted to stand a chance of becoming mayor. It's basically a displayer for that flashing green jewel, which is held aloft by a massively powerful electro-magnetic field. The side effect of this, is that my guts have packed in, and I can barely walk.
9 May 1995 - IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR
I've been out on my battle bus to whip up a bit of support. What we do is, we drive into town, throw a load of "Tattoo-You" transfers out of the back, and crash into a shop. Then, a box beneath the bus opens, and a big scythe falls out. We finally depart in a cloud of acid vapour.
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