Is A Rag And Bone Man
2/5/95-5/5/95
2 May 1995 - IS A RAG AND BONE MAN
I've spent all my money on rubbish, so I've had to set myself up as a rag and bone man. I've got a horse called Car-less, and a funny trolley with a parper on the front. I go out with my assistant Par Vou, and ride down the road shouting, "come one, come all - bring us your brass and all of your stuff you don't need no more!"
5 May 1995 - IS A RAG AND BONE MAN
I'm giving up this rag and bone lark. Today, this old girl gave me a radioactive balloon. I tried to sell it on to an Arab, but he wasn't having any of it. He said: "The thing is, I have already got one of those things from Gentle Cyrus."
CURSE THAT MAN! He beat me once again!
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