The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Is A Rag And Bone Man


5 May 1995 - IS A RAG AND BONE MAN

I'm giving up this rag and bone lark. Today, this old girl gave me a radioactive balloon. I tried to sell it on to an Arab, but he wasn't having any of it. He said: "The thing is, I have already got one of those things from Gentle Cyrus."

CURSE THAT MAN! He beat me once again!

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