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22 October 1994 - INVENTOR
My invention has at last been patented - as a child's bike, would you believe!
I've been trying to point out it is a protein, but already the big toy firms are knocking at my door. They're sure the "Proteus" will make an ideal Christmas surprise. Then!
25 October 1994 - INVENTOR
I've received more complaints about my mis-marketed protein.
One distressed mother told how her daughter was swallowed by the protein after it took on the form of Pinocchio.
Another child was buried under a mound of balsa, ejected by the protein.
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