The Man With A Long Chin's Diary




22 October 1994 - INVENTOR

My invention has at last been patented - as a child's bike, would you believe!

I've been trying to point out it is a protein, but already the big toy firms are knocking at my door. They're sure the "Proteus" will make an ideal Christmas surprise. Then!

25 October 1994 - INVENTOR

I've received more complaints about my mis-marketed protein.

One distressed mother told how her daughter was swallowed by the protein after it took on the form of Pinocchio.

Another child was buried under a mound of balsa, ejected by the protein.

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