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22 October 1994 - INVENTOR
My invention has at last been patented - as a child's bike, would you believe!
I've been trying to point out it is a protein, but already the big toy firms are knocking at my door. They're sure the "Proteus" will make an ideal Christmas surprise. Then!
24 October 1994 - INVENTOR
My new protein is now available in toy shops across the country, where it is being sold as a kid's bike.
I heard a story that one unhappy parent complained that her child had attempted to do a "wheelie", and the protein imploded, and sprayed pate into the air.
25 October 1994 - INVENTOR
I've received more complaints about my mis-marketed protein.
One distressed mother told how her daughter was swallowed by the protein after it took on the form of Pinocchio.
Another child was buried under a mound of balsa, ejected by the protein.
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