The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


In Court


29 October 1994 - IN COURT

My failed court action has crippled me financially. I have the following outstanding bills to pay:

Trouser repair: £45.26
Dog hire: £45.27
Christmas club: £45.28
Rifles: £45.29

I've no idea how I'm going to pay up. Maybe I'll have to do a big fraud. Hee hee.

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