Doing A Big Fraud
31/10/94-1/11/94
31 October 1994 - DOING A BIG FRAUD
I've had a brilliant idea for a big fraud. I'm gonna ring up the papers, and tell them I've been having a drink with a top DJ called VB Snails.
But that's just a teaser. After they've paid me for my story, I'm going to kidnap top DJ GH Snails, and demand £45.31.
1 November 1994 - DOING A BIG FRAUD
My fraud worked, and I've paid off one of my bills. For the other bills I intend to open a shop which sells dog hair to market traders.
The idea is that the hair catches onto their glasses, so they develop an unconscious desire to buy more and more. It's a winner!
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