Doing The Disco
26/3/94-29/3/94
26 March 1994 - DOING THE DISCO
I've dragged myself out of the gutter and got all my old disco gear back.
It won't be easy. I'll be going up against the other disco outfits in the area, such as Dean Sounds, Clarkuss, and DJ Ice Hockey. I'll cut 'em if they come near my patch.
29 March 1994 - DOING THE DISCO
I was refused entry to the Battle of the Disco-Men yesterday, so I threatened to slice the organisers if they didn't let me participate.
That seemed to do the trick for a while, but the police were called and I was taken down the station.
31 March 1994 - DOING THE DISCO
I've been busy preparing for the Battle of The Disco Men. As you can see, I've changed my look.
I have removed my head and replaced it with a glass bulb. Within this bulb, I have placed both fish and water. I am bound to win now.
2 April 1994 - DOING THE DISCO
It's terrible. I have lost the Battle of the Disco-Men. My ex-mate Clarkuss beat me with his "greased grouse" routine.
My life is empty. I don't know what I am going to do.
I have decided to do something bad.
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