At The Hospital
30 May 1995 - AT THE HOSPITAL
I spent the Bank Holiday up the hospital. Jacob's dad had swallowed a pint of wolfsbane.
The family first noticed something was amiss when Daddy Davids began to glow like a diode.
After five minutes, he began to blink on and off. The doctor tried to make a joke out of this by putting foil near his head, and chanting: "Lighthouse man! Lighthouse man!"