Not all scripts published on Digi lead to multi-day ongoing stories. Some were always clearly meant as simple one-offs, while others were started and then weren't revisited in subsequent editions, for whatever reason. This page collects the miscellaneous rogues that would otherwise have got away.
FAWLTY TOWERS
MANUEL: Si! Si! Mr Fawlty! Mr Fawlty!
BASIL: Yes, Manuel?
MAJOR: What's that, Fawlty? Best damn well? Best damn well where, Fawlty?
BASIL: Nothing, Major. It's just Manuel making an error - AGAIN!
MANUEL: Me make no error! Me big buff-buff! Si.
(ALL LAUGH. FADE TO BLACK.)
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN
EXT. US ARMY BASE
PRIVATE RYAN: I'm such a lucky guy, that all those brave soldiers came and saved me. It's a real big shame that Captain Tom Hanks got shot.
TOM HANKS: Hello, Private Ryan!
PRIVATE RYAN: Tom Hanks! But I thought you were...
TOM HANKS: Dead? Far from it, Private Ryan. In fact, I've never felt better!
PRIVATE RYAN: I'm quite surprised to hear you say that. Especially with all that blood coming from your abdomen.
CRAZY TAXI THE MOVIE
EXT. NEW YORK CITY
RUSSIAN CAB DRIVER: Get in!
VICAR: Take me to Pizza Hut!
RUSSIAN CAB DRIVER: Sure thing!
VICAR: Be careful!
RUSSIAN CAB DRIVER: There you go!
VICAR: Thanks!
RUSSIAN CAB DRIVER: Get in!
FEMALE PASSENGER: Take me to KFC!
Do you know of any important moments from the annals of Digi history that have been omitted? If so, then mail me (superpage58@gmail.com) right now, man. Credit will be duly given for anything that gets put up.
