Not all scripts published on Digi lead to multi-day ongoing stories. Some were always clearly meant as simple one-offs, while others were started and then weren't revisited in subsequent editions, for whatever reason. This page collects the miscellaneous rogues that would otherwise have got away.


FAWLTY TOWERS

MANUEL: Si! Si! Mr Fawlty! Mr Fawlty!

BASIL: Yes, Manuel?

MAJOR: What's that, Fawlty? Best damn well? Best damn well where, Fawlty?

BASIL: Nothing, Major. It's just Manuel making an error - AGAIN!

MANUEL: Me make no error! Me big buff-buff! Si.

(ALL LAUGH. FADE TO BLACK.)


SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

EXT. US ARMY BASE

PRIVATE RYAN: I'm such a lucky guy, that all those brave soldiers came and saved me. It's a real big shame that Captain Tom Hanks got shot.

TOM HANKS: Hello, Private Ryan!

PRIVATE RYAN: Tom Hanks! But I thought you were...

TOM HANKS: Dead? Far from it, Private Ryan. In fact, I've never felt better!

PRIVATE RYAN: I'm quite surprised to hear you say that. Especially with all that blood coming from your abdomen.


Do you know of any important moments from the annals of Digi history that have been omitted? If so, then mail me (superpage58@gmail.com) right now, man. Credit will be duly given for anything that gets put up.

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