"Stellar Games" - Regular Customer
11 July 1998
Pingu! Hey, you - Piiingu! I'm Phoning Honey, the green-faced guy who uses his phone to call up games shops to play a series of rib-tinkering scams. On them. Is?
This week I called a nearby shop, posing as a regular customer having first obtained the names of certain members of staff. The point of this exercise? There is no point - that's the whole point of this exercise! The names have been changed, of course... to Pingu!
"STELLAR GAMES", CENTRAL LONDON
US: All right? Is that Cam?
SG: No, I'll just get him.
US: It's OK. Who's that?
SG: This is Dean.
US: All right, Dean? It's Bradley.
SG: Bradley who?
US: Bradley. Bradley with the goatee and bad haircut.
SG: I don't know anyone called. Bradley.
US: It's Bradley.
SG: I don't know who you are.
US: Well, I was playing King Of Fighters with you last week.
SG: Were you? When?
US: Last week, man. You remember? I whupped your butt.
SG: But I didn't play King Of Fighters last week. I've never played it.
US: Are you saying you don't have any idea who I am?
SG: Yes. No. I mean, maybe I just didn't know your name was Bradley. Do you come in here often?
US: All the time, man.
SG: What do you want, anyway?
US: I wanted to challenge you to another game of King Of Fighters.
SG: I've never played it - ever! I don't know who you are.
US: Are you pulling my leg?
SG: No. I don't know who you are. I'm sure I've never played any game against you. I've never known a Bradley.
US: Heh he heh.
SG: Why are you laughing?
US: I'm laughing at your funny voice.
SG: Who is this really? Is that Richard's mate?
US: Heh heh heh heh heh.
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