TV Advert Prison
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18 October 1996 - TV ADVERT PRISON
This prison for characters featured in TV ads is the worst place I've ever been. During dinner last night I was physically assaulted by a deranged JR Hartley.
His two mates, Papa and Nicole, held me down while he punished me with his fists. He only stopped when another fight broke out between Mr Sheen, Snap, Crackle and Pop. I managed to hide myself in a bin during the fracas.
19 October 1996 - TV ADVERT PRISON
Following an incident which occurred last night, I'm being transferred to another prison. I was happily making a bag in the workshop when Busby the Bird and that angry Pepperami threw a box of wood at the back of my head.
I awoke in Captain Birdseye's cell, who immediately declared I was "fit for the Captain's table". Thankfully, at that moment, two warders burst in and restrained him. It was decided I am too provocative.
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