The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


TV Advert Prison


18 October 1996 - TV ADVERT PRISON

This prison for characters featured in TV ads is the worst place I've ever been. During dinner last night I was physically assaulted by a deranged JR Hartley.

His two mates, Papa and Nicole, held me down while he punished me with his fists. He only stopped when another fight broke out between Mr Sheen, Snap, Crackle and Pop. I managed to hide myself in a bin during the fracas.

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