The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Puppet Prison

21/10/96

21 October 1996 - PUPPET PRISON

I've been transferred to a prison for puppets, and I'm sharing a cell with Emu. He's not very talkative, but he does make me laugh. When the warder brought Emu's dinner in last night he was attacked by the giant puppet bird and bitten on the neck!

I was talking to a couple of the other inmates, Sooty and Topov the Monkey, who warned me that Emu has a very short temper and can turn on his friends.


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