Time Travel
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23 August 1994 - TIME TRAVEL
I was clearing all the pelican wax off of the Professor's time machine last night, when my lungs fell out onto the control stick.
The machine swooped into life, and I was dragged across the room by the "Time Beatles".
24 August 1994 - TIME TRAVEL
I have arrived in the olden year 500 BC. I was taken prisoner by a caveman called Roland Russell, and his wife, Harrison Stetler.
They dragged me into a small cave, where I was forced to drink 9 pints of wood pulp.
29 August 1994 - TIME TRAVEL
My adventures have brought me to the space year 2004 AD.
Scientific advances mean that man can now live on bread alone. Also, there is a mewing sound coming from the TV. It seems that this is all the entertainment "future people" require.
30 August 1994 - IN THE FUTURE
In the space year 2017 AD, Man has developed a method of milking cows by slapping their bums with a hand towel.
In addition to this, all food now drips from street lamps, and is swallowed up by the hungry masses, who spray it straight back.
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