Stunts
5/10/96-9/10/96
5 October 1996 - STUNTS
With the threat of the axe hanging over me, I've decided the only way to prevent my death is by spicing my life up with a series of spectacular stunts.
I call my first stunt "Eye of the Dragon". It involves me strapping myself into the inside of a cannon, and having cannon balls repeatedly fired into my feet. After eight hours of this a tall gentleman will fill the cannon with wine and push it into a ditch.
9 October 1996 - STUNTS
I fear my life as a stuntman is coming to an end. Last night I was arrested after one of my stunts went disastrously wrong.
I'd hired a hot air balloon, and was floating above the city when I began "stunting". I hung over the edge of the balloon and kicked my slippers off into a chimney. I thought it was pretty spectacular, but an old man who lived in the chimney wasn't impressed - the slippers landed in his dinner! He immediately called the police.
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