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Running A Joke Shop

19/3/96-20/3/96

19 March 1996 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP

Here are the latest in my new batch of practical jokes:

THE DYNAMIC AGGRESSOR: A tall, flat wafer which emits a terrifying beam of diffused radiation.

MAGNETIC DISCO: Two dozen lifelike clay warriors pulse in time to blasts from a 32-foot long electric pipe.

THE FLIMSY DEPRESSIVE: Hear the moans as a wire-frame raptor is bent back and teeth act as a mobile palette.


20 March 1996 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP

Here are the latest in my new range of practical jokes:

DANTE'S DEAFENING VISOR: Looks like an ordinary eye mask, but when you put it on, two lollies drop out of the bottom.

THE BLONDE CHALICE: Unlike most chalices, this one is upholstered with real human hair.

BLACK-FACE TIGHTS: When you pull these tights on your face goes yellow.


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