Running A Joke Shop
19 March 1996 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP
Here are the latest in my new batch of practical jokes:
THE DYNAMIC AGGRESSOR: A tall, flat wafer which emits a terrifying beam of diffused radiation.
MAGNETIC DISCO: Two dozen lifelike clay warriors pulse in time to blasts from a 32-foot long electric pipe.
THE FLIMSY DEPRESSIVE: Hear the moans as a wire-frame raptor is bent back and teeth act as a mobile palette.
20 March 1996 - RUNNING A JOKE SHOP
Here are the latest in my new range of practical jokes:
DANTE'S DEAFENING VISOR: Looks like an ordinary eye mask, but when you put it on, two lollies drop out of the bottom.
THE BLONDE CHALICE: Unlike most chalices, this one is upholstered with real human hair.
BLACK-FACE TIGHTS: When you pull these tights on your face goes yellow.