The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Robot Inventor


2 July 1996 - ROBOT INVENTOR

I've designed a new robot called Magic Robot 6, for use by television illusionists.

It's meant as a replacement for the traditional magician's sidekick but is packed with innovative features.

For instance, pull a lever on its back and the robot belches a lethal gas; push its stomach in and its arms fall off! Also, if you stand the robot near a very bright lamp, its arms turn black and fall off!

3 July 1996 - ROBOT INVENTOR

My range of minature robots for use in model villages has caused a few problems.

There was chaos at my local model village when a minature fireman robot burst into flames and lost control of his limbs.

He lurched around outside the model fire station before falling over and laying there until an attendant thought to remove him.

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