Being A Jedi Knight
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22 June 1996 - BEING A JEDI KNIGHT
I've had to close down my garden-scaping business after I realised I didn't know what I was doing.
Everything should be alright, though, because I've got a new job now: I'm a Jedi Knight!
I've already bought myself a cloak and a big witch's hat, and I've made myself a lightsabre from a set of Christmas tree lights, a sock and some bits of cling film.
28 June 1996 - BEING A JEDI KNIGHT
Now that I'm a fully-fledged Jedi Knight, I've decided to bring down a galactic crime lord. I've decided that the man who runs the sweet shop at the end of my road is probably evil, so I set out last night to mess him up.
Firstly, I threw black paint all over his shop window and poured glue through his letterbox. Then, just in case he didn't know what was going on, I rang him up and told him.
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