Record Breaker
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5 April 1997 - RECORD BREAKER
I've suddenly become consumed with a desire to get in the Guinness Book of Records. I've drawn up a list of records that I think I might be able to break.
The first one I'm going to have a crack at is "crim running". I've got to run through a prison insulting as many criminals as possible in half an hour, without getting attacked. The previous record is seven, set by an American called Jonathan Pranklett.
8 April 1997 - RECORD BREAKER
Dedication's all you need, they say, if you want to be a record breaker. I intend to put this theory to the test by receiving the most radio show dedications in one day.
It won't be easy, though. I asked a couple of my mates to ring the radio station to ask for records on my behalf, but none of us knew the phone number. We've resorted to Plan B, which will see us threatening DJs with pointed shafts as they leave the building.
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