The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Modern Artist


6 March 1997 - MODERN ARTIST

For my latest work, I've filled a pre-fab council house with monkeys, and invited a load of bakers to come and have a look.

Then, as the bakers stand there gawping at the antics of the little hairy guys, I'm going to burst their eardrums with a piercing scream. Hopefully, I'll have caught all this on video. I intend to play the tape back on 14 TVs glued to the side of a coach, which I'm going to drive over the Dover cliffs. It symbolises lust.

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