The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Medieval Bakery


3 August 1996 - MEDIEVAL BAKERY

My medieval-style theme bakery burnt down last night when I set fire to a load of cakes with petrol.

I tried to explain to the police that I was just trying to make hash brownies, but they threw me into the back of their van and drove me to prison.

I'm now locked in a cell with 47 other inmates, all of whom were arrested for exactly the same offence as I was.

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