Hypnotised Coppers
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19 June 1995 - HYPNOTISED COPPERS
To confuse the authorities, I've disguised myself as Jim Bergerac.
Ironically, my plan has been so successful, I've actually been put in charge of the hunt.
I've sent every officer in Britain to a circus, where I intend to brain-wash them all into believing they are seals. I've already got one of them thinking he's a firework.
23 June 1995 - HYPNOTISED COPPERS
Something's gone wrong with my giant cords.
I managed to get the hypnotised coppers into the legs all right, but when I try to put them on, the rivets get really hot.
I can just about cope with it, but the coppers complain that it burns their helmets. Jacob Davids suggests I pump a load of conditioner through the pockets. But I haven't got conditioner!
24 June 1995 - HYPNOTISED COPPERS
I've finally got rid of those hypnotised coppers.
Jacob came up with the plan. We dressed them in big white sheets, and sent them up in a hot air balloon.
When they reached an altitude of seven thousand feet, we destroyed the basket with a bomb. Because they were wearing sheets, the policemen became ghosts. And because they were in the sky, the ghosts became clouds. Do you see?
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