Human Guinea Pig
27 July 1996 - HUMAN GUINEA PIG
I spent most of yesterday testing a new range of cosmetics for men.
Firstly, I tried out some of the lipsticks, but they mainly made my lips puff up and my teeth fall out.
Then I put on some of the eyeliner, and it made my eyes fall out. Then I tested some hand cream which caused my face to shrink and my shoulder to fly off with a big buzz!