Ghostbuster
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22 May 1997 - GHOSTBUSTER
I have had the initials "N.G" tattooed on the back of my neck. If any ghost comes at me and starts giving me the grief, I'm just going to turn my back on it and point at my neck-letters.
Hopefully after seeing the "N.G", which incidentally stands for "No Ghosts", the ghosts will know not to mess with me, and quietly surrender with the minimum of whooping and shaking. Failing that, I'll just spit a gob-full of holy water in their faces.
23 May 1997 - GHOSTBUSTER
Though I've yet to see an actual ghost, I've been to plenty of places where ghosts probably live.
Only yesterday I visited the spookiest house in town. I spent two hours wandering around this gothic mansion, a listed building owned by a wealthy businessman. I found plenty of evidence that ghosts were around, such as a chair that wasn't quite tucked under a table. Unfortunately, as soon as the owner returned I had to leg it back out of the window I had broken.
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