The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Circus Clown


17 May 1997 - CIRCUS CLOWN

I've got a new job now as a clown in a big circus. It's really great being a clown - I get to wear make-up and act like a real idiot.

I'm planning to take the clown business into the 26th century with my all-new routine of spectacular goofs and slip-ups! Listen: I drive into the ring in a tiny car that's smaller than a cat. Then I fall out of the car and roll around on the floor, screaming. Then I put my foot in a bucket, and fall over three more times.

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