Former Companions
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22 July 1994 - FORMER COMPANIONS
I have returned from my brief sabbatical, and in typical style whatever it was that I was doing previously has been entirely forgotten, save for an attractive new lump within my airhole.
I have decided to reacquaint myself with some former companions. So that is what I shall do.
23 July 1994 - FORMER COMPANIONS
I've a special knocking stick which has a plum bob on the end. I shall use it to divide my former associates into two groups: Group Red, Group White, and Group Flashing.
The first ex-friend I shall knock up is my old disco partner Gary "Clarkuss" Clark.
26 July 1994 - FORMER COMPANIONS
I've finally managed to track down an old friend - Duncan, my former pet and confidante.
As you may recall, Duncan is a load of stupid prawns in a jar - he's like, about ten prawns! Ha ha!
That's so funny. Ha ha ha!
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