Designing Easter Eggs
13/4/95-15/4/95
13 April 1995 - DESIGNING EASTER EGGS
I'm a designer of Easter eggs now, at the local chocworks.
My first design was rejected because the management object to its size and shape. It was almost 75ft tall, and shaped like a private dancer.
I was gonna call it Egg-Boy 24.
14 April 1995 - DESIGNING EASTER EGGS
I've had the second of my egg designs thrown out by the board.
This one, they said, was offensive, due to the inclusion of a fondant mural depicting a fox fighting a crow.
I thought it was quite topical. After all - fox and crow make Easter egg go!
15 April 1995 - DESIGNING EASTER EGGS
I've been given a box of rejected Easter eggs by my boss. My brief is to try and fashion them into a super-egg: a gift fit for a snail.
I've compressed the distorted choc shapes into a mass of brown gluten. The next stage is to warm it on my little face.
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