The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

And His Space Shoe Shop

14/3/95-18/3/95

14 March 1995 - AND HIS SPACE SHOE SHOP

I've a new job as a spaceman aboard an experimental flying space shoe shop.

We sell all kinds of space shoes, including: space brogues, luna sandals, Martian clogs and Venusian peggies.

Our first stop is the planet Brennett 47, whose inhabitants look a bit like red sausages.


18 March 1995 - AND HIS SPACE SHOE SHOP

We've been celebrating a big order for astro-slippers from the planet Crompton 47.

The inhabitants are 10 feet tall, yet weigh less than one of your Earth ounces.

Because of this, we've had to adapt the slippers by tying heavy metal spheres to the in-step.


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