EXT. DESERT
FIRST ASTRONAUT: Gosh! How awful that we crashed on this distant planet.
ANOTHER ASTRONAUT: Yes. But look - there's a budgie! Perhaps it's not such an alien planet after all.
BUDGIE: Puny humans! Why aren't you in your cages?
FIRST ASTRONAUT: I... I'm sorry?
BUDGIE: Silence! Take this!
FIRST ASTRONAUT: Ack! Budgie... choking me to... death with... cuttlefish!
EXT. BUDGIE PRISON
FIRST ASTRONAUT: Heavens... this is such a terrible situation.
ANOTHER ASTRONAUT: Yes. We appear to have crash-landed on a planet ruled by talking budgies.
BUDGIE: Silence, human scum.
FIRST ASTRONAUT: Sorry?
BUDGIE: Shut up! I said SHUT UP! Keep quiet or I'll be forced to do... THIS!
FIRST ASTRONAUT: Ow! Oww! He's pecking my fingers with his little beak!
EXT. BUDGIE PRISON
ASTRONAUT: Excuse me, Mr Budgie. Do you think you might be so kind as to let me go free?
BUDGIE: Negative! You are to be tried for crimes against budgies.
ASTRONAUT: Eh?! What am I supposed to have done?
BUDGIE: You broke the little mirror and the bell in our emperor's cage. And then you soiled the newspaper on the floor of his throne room.
ASTRONAUT: Oh yes. Now I remember!
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