Working On A Plane
7/10/95-11/10/95
7/10/95 - WORKING ON A PLANE
We had a bit of trouble on last night's flight. I'd just begun to serve the soup when some bloke in a robot costume stood up and started on me.
He said I'd made some remark to another passenger about robots being stupid. I explained that I'd actually been talking about Rob Roy, but it didn't stop him kicking the bog door in. The pilot ran out and destroyed the man's duty free.
10/10/95 - WORKING ON A PLANE
The plane was hijacked by children's TV characters today. Led by former Blue Peter presenter Janet Ellis, they stormed into the cockpit and Emily from Bagpuss blasted away at the dials.
Their demands were read out by a furious Clanger, whilst Crystal Tipps and Hamble frogmarched crying passengers into the bogs, where Johnny and Zoe Ball lay in wait.
11/10/95 - WORKING ON A PLANE
There was some trouble last night when The Chuckle Brothers threatened to blow up the plane if their demands weren't met.
The Why Bird calmed things down by blowing on them, but King Rolo told us that time was running out. As ever, Count Duckula, Rosie and Jim and Bungle fired rockets along the aisle.
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