The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Talk To Vegetables


19 September 1998 - TALK TO VEGETABLES

I've discovered I have an unusual and unique talent: I am able to talk to vegetables.

Oh, I can converse with the broad bean. Discuss verse with the green bean. Engage in conversation with the pea. I can chat away to carrots, talk away with shallots, discuss weather with the potato and the beet! I can talk to the vegetables, jaw with the vegetables, I can talk to the vegetables: do you see?

I think you get the idea.

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