The Man With A Long Chin's Diary

 

Stunt Man

22/11/94-25/11/94

22 November 1994 - STUNT MAN

YW Boilio was forced to drop her festival of spite after I sent photographs of my tongue to her mother.

My focus of attention is now on becoming a damn stunt man. I've got a job with a top stunt agency run by a man called Druckson O'Selleckero, who appeared in Dear John.


25 November 1994 - STUNT MAN

This stuntwork is getting me down. I was rehearsing a stunt last night when Martin Clunes came in riding a damn polar bear. The idiot!

I was so annoyed, I span off my gantry and into the director's son, RT Lades. He in turn tripped over Bob Carolgees, and fell onto a glass Kermit. I was sacked on the spot.


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