Stand-Up Comedian
17/2/98-20/2/98
17 February 1998 - STAND-UP COMEDIAN
I'm determined to be a stand-up comedian. So much so, I'm going to tell you some jokes:
QUESTION: Why did the chicken stop?
ANSWER: Because it was restricted.
QUESTION: Why did the doctor observe the patient?
ANSWER: No one knows that.
QUESTION: Why did the train blow smoke?
ANSWER: Because it had nothing else to do, of course.
18 February 1998 - STAND-UP COMEDIAN
I'm determined to be a stand-up comedian. So much so, I'm going to tell you some more excellent jokes:
QUESTION: Why do whistles go "wheee"?
ANSWER: Air blows through them.
QUESTION: What did the man say to the waiter?
ANSWER: Hello dude!
QUESTION: Where do cats come from?
ANSWER: Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats".
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