The Man With A Long Chin's Diary




11 September 1998 - SPACEMAN

There was a near-disaster aboard our space station last night when a vessel piloted by a team of Russian scientists collided with the station.

Luckily, they were driving the moped at fairly low-speed, and bounced off the side. I dread to think what would have happened if the moped was a Russian spacecraft, and the space station was a real space station in space, and not a shed at the bottom of my garden. Rest assured we all needed a few shots of space vodka to steady our nerves.

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