The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Pavement Artist


30 September 1998 - PAVEMENT ARTIST

Being a pavement artist is al well and good, until someone objects to your depiction of them. Yesterday I'd put my contact lenses in back to front, and didn't realise. As you might imagine, I got into a few scrapes when I started sketching fat people as thin people and vice-versa.

I worried for a while that I might have been going insane, but managed to convince myself otherwise by reciting the 12-times-table. I'd like to see how mad people manage THAT!

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