The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


In The Fish Factory


1 October 1994 - IN THE FISH FACTORY

We travelled further into the factory. In one hall we counted no less than 147 marlins in a cot.

Later, one of the Germans tried to suck out a sprat's eye, but ended up swallowing its beak. I drank a cup of warm eel's roe by mistake.

3 October 1994 - IN THE FISH FACTORY

One of the factory dams burst yesterday. Two of the Germans were swept into a pulsing vat of cod scalps, whilst another found himself in a bucket of crispy, burnt herrings.

I myself fell face first into a lake of bitter pufferfish bellies.

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