The Man With A Long Chin's Diary


Human Guinea Pig


31 January 1997 - HUMAN GUINEA PIG

I'm no longer rich, as a result of accidentally dropping my money in a vicar's toilet.

I'm not sad, though, for my new job is working as a human guinea pig. Last night the professor I'm working for, Mr Darren Dots, had me eat a lump of some new chemical he'd invented. I didn't mind at first, because it tasted like Ribena. However, I wasn't too happy when my thumb swelled up to the size of a mullet, and my eye dropped out and fell in a vicar's toilet!

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